I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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