What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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