is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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