thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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