Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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