nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize