You really coming over, don't trick.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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