gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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