We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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