similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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