loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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