This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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