ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
