So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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