Christians are straight up FREAKS
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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