And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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