OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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