Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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