I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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