Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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