i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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