we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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