I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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