i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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