Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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