There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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