Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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