Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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