does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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