She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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