We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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