It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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