Already got asked if we're dating
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my shit smells like andre
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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