woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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