In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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