he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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