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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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