we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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