There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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