I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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