I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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