It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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