About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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