I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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