i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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