dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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