Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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