can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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