He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so that wasnt chicken after all
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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