break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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