We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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