Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
