Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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