They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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