I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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