yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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