that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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