your thong is hanging out like whoa
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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